While the riot and violence spreads throughout London and other UK cities, the cyberworld was filled with tweets and messages about the looting and rioting. Here is a collection of some of the more hilarious tweets:
Friend who's a police: "Some looter cunt phoned his girlfriend from custody to find his house had been done in by looters"
Why would you loot the body shop. You must be a smelly fucking cunt.
Apparently a police car has accidently ran over some looting kid. LOL. Hope it hurt the little cunt.
A famous celebrity openly declared on his FaceBook and Twitter:
"If in the unlikely case that any of my fans were involved in looting , please consider yourself a cunt and 'unlike' my page. Thanks".
To be 'a protestor' you need to be 'protesting'. The official term for someone who 'steals things and burns shit' is 'a cunt'
Just like to add that the rioting itself is damaging and that in itself is not funny. What is interesting is the attitude and disgust some people had of the rioters and looters who use the opportunity to commit crimes and vent their frustrations and anger.
The police have made arrests and will continue to arrest the looters. Hopefully this shameful incident will not repeat itself again in the future.
Michael Jackson may be dead but his legacy lives on in the hearts of many people. One awesome example is this video:
Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic - Smooth Criminal
Uploaded since Jan 2011, it has since more than 3.85 million views.
A satisfying sex life takes time and effort. In other words, it takes work to make it good. And we are not talking about how long you can last in bed, or how long you can maintain that complicated karma-sutra sex position. We are talking about keeping the passion alive and making sex an activity you will always look forward to.
Humans are complex creatures and you should know that will depend on a number of factors which can include hormonal changes, diet, quality sleep, work schedule, stress level, and even medications. Above all, sometimes we may need to make some adjustment - add a few more stimulating aspects to your sex life just to keep things interesting.
Here are a list of sex tricks you can try with your partner tonight:
1. Edging, or the deliberate postponing of climax / orgasm and/or ejaculation (for men).
The idea is to stimulate your partner and bring your partner close to climax but pulling back at the last minute. Prolonged stimualtion will not only heightened the sense of arousal, it will literally drive one mad with delight for an extended period of time. It involves a good understanding of your own and your partner's verbal and non-verbal cues so you know when to increase stimulation and when to stop. Deep breathing, groaning, thrusting hips, goose bumps or tensed up toes, and fingers are good indicators to observe.
If you have difficulty interpreting your partner's signal, use verbal instructions for a start. Word like “stop,” “more,” “slower,” “faster,” “softer,” or “harder” can guide you along. These signals need not be verbal as they can be replaced with a moan to mean 'to keep going', louder moan to mean 'more' and a 'sign' to mean harder and so on.
2. Role Play to create an almost real erotic fantasy
Use a generous amount of imagination and become another character, perferably one that he or she adores or even worship, or had fantazied having sex with. Find out what is it about that character or person that most appeal to him or her, and dress up accordingly. Role play is a powerful psychological tool when it comes to sexual arousal.
Sexual fantasies are easy to create, but requires effort of both persons to make the make-believe more believeable. The idea is that you must want to fool yourself for it to work.
3. Play Dirty but nice
Sexual games can be highly arousing as well especially if there are 'rewards' and 'penalties' involved. Sex games are also great in complimenting role play fantasy and make it more realistic. Talk dirty - agree beforehand how much curssing and swearing is comfortable the last thing is to make the other person feel degraded cheap or worthless. positive encouraging erotic
Schedule more time for each other and keep the mood friendly and sexy if you wanna play games. Make sure that nothing (phonecalls, children, or work) will interrupt either of you which can easily kill the mood.
Finally, remember that sex need not be complicated. It isn't that complex to begin with. Pleasure can be as simple as doing something a little different. sometimes all you need is to make a little change.